so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm getting married
To pizza
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
