Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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