We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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