Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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