the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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