last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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