Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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