There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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