I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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