He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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