I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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