What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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