glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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