sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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