I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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