I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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