Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Randomize
