I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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