I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Do vagina's smell?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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