I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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