ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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