apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
