What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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