Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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