Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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