guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
