We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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