We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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