so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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