So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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