I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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