I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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