If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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