i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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