Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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