I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Randomize
