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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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