Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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