Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
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