I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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