we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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