She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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