We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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