Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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