Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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