Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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