OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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