Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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