Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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