She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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