Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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