so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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